Ask any yes-or-no question. Shake for an answer. Commit to it.
The Magic 8-Ball has 20 possible responses drawn from the classic toy: 10 positive answers, 5 neutral answers, and 5 negative answers. Each shake gives a cryptographically random result with equal weight to every outcome. Positive responses appear in green, negative in red, and uncertain responses in blue.
It's a decision tool, not a prediction device. The value isn't in the mystical accuracy — it's in noticing your reaction when the answer appears. If the ball says "Don't count on it" and you feel relief, you already knew the answer.